Work: Today I sat idling behind a parked car in traffic for 6 and a...

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 18:48

Today I sat idling behind a parked car in traffic for 6 and a half minutes before noticing no one was inside it and everybody else was driving around it. I was late for work. FML

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