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By minimum wage - 11/02/2016 19:11 - United States - Covington
Today, I sat down and actually thought about something I found puzzling yesterday. I was working as a cashier, and it seemed a lot of old people had smudges on their forehead. I asked the manager if we had any grease lying around, and she just looked at me. Ash Wednesday is a thing, who knew. FML