Health: Today, I rode my bike to work to try to be healthy. On my way...

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By thischick - 27/04/2016 05:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I rode my bike to work to try to be healthy. On my way home, a bee flew in my face and when I tried to smack it away, I lost control of the bike,fell, and broke my ankle. So much for getting fit. FML

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machone 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 18:35

Don't give up just because of this! Recover and get back up on the horse. Good luck

Experteric 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:46

that would actually be something that would happen to me. good luck getting in shape OP. FYP

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machone 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 18:35

Don't give up just because of this! Recover and get back up on the horse. Good luck

Experteric 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:46

that would actually be something that would happen to me. good luck getting in shape OP. FYP

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