This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 19:57

Today, I reported my truck stolen. A few hours later the police informed me they found it parked under a bridge, on fire, with an ATM in the back of it. FML
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xxDeeStar 27

Wow some people are ridiculous. So sorry this happened to you. This definitely not an ALMOST FML. -.-

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xxDeeStar 27

Wow some people are ridiculous. So sorry this happened to you. This definitely not an ALMOST FML. -.-

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tonyfan00 38

I'd assume it didn't make the cut because it was categorized under Intimacy.

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Why was this not featured is the question you should be asking

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BizzyTink 8

at least u got to keep the change. ive had that happen too and then they wanted me to cash in that change.

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thatweirdasian 22

Think you've posted this under the wrong FML?

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orangejubejube 20

Well..sucky. But wherever that ATM was taken from will surely report a missing ATM and have the security footage of the person who stole it!

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sohigh10 34

So it was right where you left it all along, silly you. It's always in the last place you look

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skyraiderj5 14

I guess you could say their expectations went up in flames.

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TataAndAlizia 6

Looks like someone spent too much time in GTA V...

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