By puzzled - 10/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML
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For clarification, the first part of the letter, which I had pieced together, sounded like it was going to be a love letter. He was talking about how love was a puzzle and usually the pieces fit together perfectly, but sometimes it takes a little bit of work and effort to put together. Then he started talking about our relationship and all the fun times we've had. Then came the last piece. He ended by saying that our puzzle was a waste of time and should have been left out on the table unfinished, where hopefully the pieces would get lost and the puzzle could be thrown away.

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plethora 3

How many pieces was the puzzle? Cause, how did it take you until the very end to realise it wasn't a love letter? On the upside, you've just given me an awesome idea for a love letter.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Wow, that's seriously way too elaborate I'd be glad he was gone

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FoxyDwarf 0

He must really be some piece of an asshole...

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lesp 6

Agree with #9. First thing I thought as well. I can't decide if your bf is really gay, or really awesome. If you're slow enough for it to take the last piece to figure it out I'll go with awesome.

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plexico 3

He must really hate you to go through all that effort to dump your sorry ass. Most breakups happen when love turns to apathy. You kicked this dude from love to loathing. Top notch!

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plexico 3

And did you really need to wait for the last piece? If I already had "Go **** yourse," I don't think I'd need any more pieces.

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xswatts 0

Look at the bright side, u got rid of the asshole. If u didn't know it then, u know it now.

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fortunecookie_fml 0

so clever-- I wanna meet this dude

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festivebiatch 0

Honestly, people who can't get to the point are either lame,have no life or both. If it took him that long to break up with you he's a loser and your better off. Althouh #9 did get it right that it's a good way to confess to someone you like them, but only for about 3 days then it just gets boring.

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TriniRockStar 0

What a douche bag

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