Miscellaneous: Today, I really had to poop so I had to use the public restroom... - FML

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By George - 24/12/2016 16:07 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I really had to poop so I had to use the public restroom in the mall I had to go so bad I just turned around and pulled down my pants as soon I got in there. When I sat down the seat was super squishy so I stood up and realized I sat in someone's poop that was on the toilet seat

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jsalamo 22

Monday 26 December 2016 4:32

Ugh. God I am so sorry op.

JamieLuv2u 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:03

This is my worst nightmare!

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JamieLuv2u 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:03

This is my worst nightmare!

jsalamo 22

Monday 26 December 2016 4:32

Ugh. God I am so sorry op.

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