Today, I realized the love of my life only talks to me when he... - FML

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By "a816090" - 21/08/2019 02:40

Today, I realized the love of my life only talks to me when he needs attention and is lonely. FML

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Tyler Matzelle 8

Thursday 12 September 2019 8:28

I my self am kinda one of these people, and if you really like him, TELL HIM, be straightforward, speak up, thats the only way he’ll realize feelings, and he will realize those are real feelings. Trust me, i wish one of the girls i talked to would speak up if they did :(

R_M99 8

Sunday 25 August 2019 12:43

I’m on that same boat..

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R_M99 8

Sunday 25 August 2019 12:43

I’m on that same boat..

Tyler Matzelle 8

Thursday 12 September 2019 8:28

I my self am kinda one of these people, and if you really like him, TELL HIM, be straightforward, speak up, thats the only way he’ll realize feelings, and he will realize those are real feelings. Trust me, i wish one of the girls i talked to would speak up if they did :(

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