Today, I realized that the last two women I've tried to date...

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2021 05:31

Today, I realized that the last two women I've tried to date have rejected me because they were both more interested in domestic abusers. I can't imagine how to rebound from THAT. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:09

why would their taste for abusive partners, have anything for you to rebound from? how were you injured? you can't handle rejection? **** their lives

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 5:09

why would their taste for abusive partners, have anything for you to rebound from? how were you injured? you can't handle rejection? **** their lives

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