Today, I realized that, despite working hard and studying a lot... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 22:02

Today, I realized that, despite working hard and studying a lot to get a PhD and a decent job, I still make less money than a vapid youtube celebrity. FML

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Sertorius 10

Thursday 17 June 2021 22:21

On the plus side, you'll remain highly sought-after and employable, whereas interest in the vapid celebrity will expire in fairly short order and they'll have to go get a real job, probably paying a lot less than yours.

princess_stabitty 20

Thursday 8 July 2021 20:42

Nothing is stopping you from making a YouTube channel where you can present your studies, you know. That way, you could be a vapid youtube celebrity, AND maybe you'll even get a decent job!

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Sertorius 10

Thursday 17 June 2021 22:21

On the plus side, you'll remain highly sought-after and employable, whereas interest in the vapid celebrity will expire in fairly short order and they'll have to go get a real job, probably paying a lot less than yours.

princess_stabitty 20

Thursday 8 July 2021 20:42

Nothing is stopping you from making a YouTube channel where you can present your studies, you know. That way, you could be a vapid youtube celebrity, AND maybe you'll even get a decent job!

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