Health: Today, I realized my sinus infection is back with a vengeance....

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By kill me now - 25/01/2016 18:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I realized my sinus infection is back with a vengeance. It's pretty painful. There's .25 mile of 2 ft deep snow between me and the plowed road to the pharmacy where my Dr called in an antibiotic. Thanks, Blizzard of 2016. FML.

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