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By i sense ur lies - 09/03/2016 21:59 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I realised my college friend is getting out of all the coursework by lying about having certain illnesses, which lecturers readily believe. She claimed to have pneumonia and septicaemia but wouldn't go into a hospital. Meanwhile i'm experiencing mental health issues and no one believes me.FML

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