Today, I read so many horribly written FML posts that got through... - FML

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By "lovelyhippos" - 16/02/2020 23:19

Today, I read so many horribly written FML posts that got through moderates that I wanted to gouge my eyes out. FML

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InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:06

...And then a bunch of perfectly good ones in the "almost" FMLs.

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InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 19 February 2020 5:06

...And then a bunch of perfectly good ones in the "almost" FMLs.

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