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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Yanil - 20/06/2021 16:02

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 22:35 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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By D-Man - 08/02/2012 13:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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carameldrizzle 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:59

moral is don't cheat

BicPlease 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:01

That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

Comments

nana1_fml 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:50

What does OP means?

Pandalover94 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:54

Thad what you get for cheating haha

AkaneHikari 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:58

That's what you get for cheating. Sorry, but you deserved it.

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:01

Ha, my ex gf is a lawyer who married the guy she cheated on me with. Those two deserve each other.

abbytequiere 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:04

Karma is only a bitch if you are. So looks like it finally caught up to you.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:00

Karma isn't a bitch - it just reminds you if how much of a bitch you were to begin with.

elizabethan13 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:04

karma is a B*tch!!!

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:05

Now who's fault is that? Yours. There is no good reason to cheat on someone, karma always gets you!

jayemdoubleyou 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:24

Don't feel too bad, she would have dumped you by now anyways. How many Lawyers do you know of that date loser pizza boys?

brenderz 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:39

yea the whole thing about an x writing a song about u has happened to me too but its what musicians do, it's prety normal. Just brush it off and move on :]