Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
thatgirlinoregon tells us more.
It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.
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yake12 0
And you couldn't see a massive horse because...
yanna227 0
are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI
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firefighterazz 0
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oliver86 8
always pay attention when riding your bike, no horseplay. zing I'm sorry someone had to say it
iheartglasses 0
#17 for the win!
ihateIRAQ 0
ydi. but anyways...cops ride horses where ur from? thats pretty badass
Mikeymikey 4
its probably in canada ;)
UsmcDevilDogs 0
ihateiraq whooah be safe in Iraq I just got back from deployment in afghanihistan
texasjalapeno_fml 0
in canada the riding is done for show not actual calls we have cars for that
Elwin93 9
It could be in the Netherlands. They ride horse during football matches to have a good view over the crowd.
katgurl 13
Some cities have them.... Mine did, you'd see some randomly or in even larger cities.. But budget cuts killed those whorses.
theycallmeMimi 0
Says Oregon.
Master_Bait 0
Quebec, more like
geko911 22
hummm says oregon united states... and btw.. how cliche.. not cuz ur in canada that policeman r on horses.. only the gendarmerie royale
melaniekay87 0
18- Cops ride horses where I live in Texas too but not like an all the time thing. But seriously? You didn't see a horse? Open your eyes Moron!
Dogbite1313 5
Lots of places in the U.S. us mounted patrol, We have them here in Arkansas, but larger cities like New York have them as well.
sourgirl101 29
Yep, I've seen horse police when I visited N.Y.
AlexBuda 0
Bike vs horse, horse wins every time!
locachick101 0
ok for as dumb and blind as you are I hope you ran into his ass.. soo is the horse ok? haha did he give you a ticket?
cufaoil 11
I'm fairly certain the horse wouldn't have been able to give him a ticket :P hmm would that be considered cycling with undue care and attention, or assaulting a police officer?
JustinRawr 1
or both
UsmcDevilDogs 0
u think that bad try riding ur a bike into a car falling off your bike breaking it arm and having a bunchof mexicans aid you
marinus_fml 20
You think that is bad? Try deciphering what you just wrote!
Tikwichka 5
Bikes don't have arms.
xStiina 0
that's pretty stupid to not see a horse in front of your face. ydi.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ek... fail
marinus_fml 20
Dude you're ******* awesome running into a horse while riding a bike. The best I could do is drive into a horse while on a bike. :(
maphineRAWRS 10
I did NOT get that for like a whole minute, :P
marinus_fml 20
FYL for timing it :)
maphineRAWRS 10
shuddduppp I didn't time it :P i was just re reading it trying to get it for ages.. shh you :P
thakiller 0
Well, OP said he "ran" into a horse with his bike, while this guy says the best he could do is "drive" his bike into a horse
KikiThePug 0
Why was he running with his bike?
maphineRAWRS 10
win #103