Animals: Today, I put my daughter down for a nap. After leaving the room....

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By GeminiGalaxies - 16/02/2016 19:27 - Canada - Bolton

Today, I put my daughter down for a nap. After leaving the room. I enter my living room to find out my dog raided the garbage can and tore open some shitty diapers. FML.

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