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By www.FML.com - 17/05/2016 09:54 - Australia

Today, I overhead a group of students talking about how they want to bang there mom. My son was one of them....FML

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musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:14

Wtf? R kids that screwed up these days?

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musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:14

Wtf? R kids that screwed up these days?

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