Today, I overheard my brother compare our parents to "white supremacist... - FML

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By "Michaela R" - 19/02/2018 22:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my brother compare our parents to "white supremacist slave owners" and himself to "an abused slave". Why? Because our mother said he couldn't sleep on the couch. Our family is white, and I have to live with this idiot for two more years. FML

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Thursday 22 February 2018 5:24

And that's when your parents should have told him he has so much time to find a new place to live since he doesn't like to follow their rules. Ungrateful piece of garbage.

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