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By "TakenByMusic444" - 19/10/2017 15:30

Today, I met up with a girl I been talking to for awhile. she asked to borrow $20 to go to the store. she never came back. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 22 October 2017 0:17

Hey, OP! Can I borrow $20 for the store?

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jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 22 October 2017 0:17

Hey, OP! Can I borrow $20 for the store?

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