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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:33 - United States
Today, I managed to get my hands on a gram of pot. It's been about a week since the last time I had any. I'm not allowed to smoke where I'm staying so I keep a small pipe hidden under the porch. Long story short, I inhaled a spider. Fml