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By Nobody really gives a fuck about my birthday anyway. - 19/02/2022 07:17

Today, I'm spending my birthday alone at home because of the Omicron outbreak. FML

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emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:35

happy birthday! take this time to reconnect with yourself because at the end we are all alone

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emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:35

happy birthday! take this time to reconnect with yourself because at the end we are all alone

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