By adieu Barbie - 03/05/2016 06:43 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and subsequent funeral. FML
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WinterChild 20

You might want to have a talk with the parents...

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ELoni_fml 25

The game of thrones generation is upon us

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kowsee 22

That's hilarious and scary all at the same time. But I have a weird sense of humour!

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naviajack626 16

I use to do the same. Actually I would torture mine and separate her from Ken and make him watch her die...

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creditless 14

you're babysitting Lydia Deets.. just make sure she doesn't say Beetlejuice 3 times lol

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Bucinka 5

I am sorry but this is hilarious. Consider Ken a "person of interest."

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Dominus101 20

Was Ken found in a million and one pieces ?

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Saraishi 24

My Barbies were always on car crashes, ambulance crashes, hit and runs, climbing accidents, tripping on their feets and falling of cliffs accidents, etc. I just never gave them funerals because I'd just bring them back to life and kill them again with my toy cars. The 4yr old you baby sat sounds more considerate than 9 yr old me ever was.

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Lorex 13

I love this child... I'd personally help that child conduct a full investigation

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Shay_Shay97 23

No!!!! Now what are we supposed to do for Toy Story 4? Ken is going to be devastated.

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captainsmegma 12

It was that bitch Midge. She's always been jealous of Barbie. Probably driving around in her corvette right now. Wouldn't surprise me if Ken wasn't tied up floating face down in the pool over at the dream house.

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