Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML
meg_xox tells us more.
meg_xox 0
So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)
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coopcas 0
I absolutely love how you worded this.
shewasalmost18 0
shit happens. it happens to show up in your basement too
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dirtylittlewolf 0
lol, thank you OP the way you wrote this made me loose my coke from laughing XD
Liz23Ilia 0
I didn't know shit was like the Sand Peoples. But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
the2belo 0
These aren't the turds you're looking for. You can go about your business.
slashers_fml 0
win.
kuger 0
lmfao! in large numbers? thats what got me.
MagicMeds 0
"and they come in greater numbers" xD rofl and whats with the people saying that's from star wars? o.O it's just a slightly unusual way to phrase it but jeez its not like plagiarism
whatthefuckcunt 0
****! shut up you idiots. nothing WINS. nothing is EPIC. and nothing FAILS. **** me dead say something ORIGINAL FOR ONCE
laurenlabelle29 0
Something Original For Once...
whatthefuckcunt 0
thank christ, finally.
assgas 0
The gates to oblivion have opened.
KRiddle 15
They scare easily, but always return and in greater numbers.
EmoSquirrel 7
Well... That sucks. Makes me feel happy to have an upstairs bedroom. FYL.