Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
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Stylux_fml 16
Favourited for use of the word 'scuttled'
Underbeard 6
Well now you can get a broom to sweep up the mess you made, OP.
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Comments (81)
Fedezzer 20
'Today, some insensitive shopper knocked over an entire display case where I work. Guess who spent one and a half hours cleaning up? FML'
tehdarkness 21
In that situation, one ought to apologize! Tsk tsk op!
Rddvl 11
well think about the hundreds of dollars you just saved by getting yourself locked in a closet!
chelsiemw 6
"scuttled" bahahahaha
Dodge4x4Ram 46
nice moves ninja
threer 30
Ninjas don't 'scuttle'.
RedPillSucks 33
Zoiberg ninja
Wolstenholme 11
FYL for having to pay up hundreds of dollars but I hope you helped the the poor guy clean up the mess.
gracehi 33
"You break it you bought it." In this case, you paid in hard time spent in a closet rather than actual dollars. I'd say you got off easy, unless you're a highly paid attorney who earns hundreds of dollars an hour. Consider yourself lucky.
fml0505 22
Zoidberg!? Is that you?
dlowry004 14
Dumb dumb
Perplex_fml 2
At least you didn't get caught