Miscellaneous: Today, I just turned 18. I thought it was a good idea to invite...

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By HeyPeople13 - 14/07/2016 05:08 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I just turned 18. I thought it was a good idea to invite at least 20 friends over to have a party and they all said they'd come. Happy, I waited. Waited for hours and no one showed up. Fml

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SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 4:48

I'm sorry, bud. Happy birthday from a stuck-up cephalopod and the rest of the dicks here on FML. Congrats

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Friday 15 July 2016 4:27

Friends?

SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 4:48

I'm sorry, bud. Happy birthday from a stuck-up cephalopod and the rest of the dicks here on FML. Congrats

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