Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML
polluxdc tells us more.
polluxdc 10
OP here. Yeah, I was joking, they aren't always the most sophisticated of jokes, but it gives one a sense of where the kid may or may not be coming from. The kid, unfortunately, was not joking, and I had to explain a few things to her. Thanx for the comments. For those of you who said stop joking around and do your job...it'd be a mighty dreary place if there was no humor (lame as it may or may not be). It IS a portion of our job. This post was mostly meant as a, "f" all our lives if this is what the future holds.
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zachman523 5
Clever girl
FrietvanPiet 16
I bet your mom ate a lot of toothpaste
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
sanecatlady 13
Remind her she should swallow some dental floss before bedtime, too.
swimmingcharky 4
unborn babies don't have teeth....
KB616 11
*FACEPALM*
Chiikan 3
Yup. They can facepalm. :D
JustTemporary 24
She's a pregnant teenager.. You should've known she wasn't very smart.
NaN101 27
So, you met an idiot. How is that a FML?
BenAlbertson 7
You just can't fix stupid.
LifeOfAnRN 18
Unborn babies HAVE teeth, they usually are not through the gums at birth but occasionally they are through at birth. Usually the bottom front ones.
LethalSeamonkey 15
Please tell me your name is John Bennett... and her name is Daya.
kaitieloo 22
That means he would have knocked her up...
vincentcloud 4
She is pregnant teen in the juvenile facility...obviously not that smart in the first place
Jadea_fml 12
Has anybody thought that maybe she is neither stupid nor careless? She could have been joking with OP. And who is to say she will be a "bad" mother? You do not know the circumstances under which she was put there. Most babies do not have teeth in the womb, and so I believe OP was joking, and she responded in a joking manner as well. Common sense people
Autumn_beautyx 6
This actually made me cry. 1st) For that poor POOR baby 2nd) The utter un-believeable stupidity that this girl has. Didnt even think it was possible to be THIS stupid....