Today, I have to fulfil my boyfriend's Valentine's day wishes... - FML

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By Not so lucky - 14/02/2018 11:19

Today, I have to fulfil my boyfriend's Valentine's day wishes since he treated me to the most romantic dinner last year. His wishes were simple: "Make me a home cooked dinner, don't speak while I'm playing online chess and don't bother me for sex." FML

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Friday 16 February 2018 17:28

That's just pathetic.

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Bloo2555 22

Friday 16 February 2018 17:28

That's just pathetic.

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