Today, I have been in Mexico on my honeymoon for almost a week....

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By huni? - 29/10/2017 03:30

Today, I have been in Mexico on my honeymoon for almost a week. The food here has flared up my Crohn’s disease so my poor new husband has to sit and listen as I spend half an hour at a time painfully using the bathroom. FML

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 31 October 2017 13:05

What made you think going somewhere in general they use a lot of spices in their food would agree with your Crohns?

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 31 October 2017 13:06

*somewhere where they

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 31 October 2017 13:05

What made you think going somewhere in general they use a lot of spices in their food would agree with your Crohns?

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 31 October 2017 13:06

*somewhere where they

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