Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 08:31 - United States - Ozark
Today, I had to use a public restroom while other ladies were in there. I have an irrational fear of people hearing me pee. But I don't think they heard me pee, mostly because I farted loudly for the entire duration of my piss. FML.