Today, I had to skip my last class before break to stay home...

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By SiriusOrionBlack - 24/03/2017 10:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I had to skip my last class before break to stay home and make sure my dumbass cat doesn't die from the chocolate cupcake he ate off the counter. FML

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sohigh10 34

Wednesday 29 March 2017 11:19

awh poor dumbass cat :(

GhostFox 33

Monday 27 March 2017 15:18

Huh. I would have pegged you as more of a dog person.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 27 March 2017 15:18

Huh. I would have pegged you as more of a dog person.

sohigh10 34

Wednesday 29 March 2017 11:19

awh poor dumbass cat :(

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 8 April 2017 8:36

The cat doesn't know and I'm guessing you left it on the counter if that's the case you are the dumbass.

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