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By PoopsIDidItAgain - 13/06/2016 07:54 - United States - Herriman

Today, I had severe gastrointestinal distress before a job interview. I regretted deciding not to cancel when I got that churning stomach feeling in the middle of the interview, and quickly ran out of the room. You could say it was a shitty interview. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 3:59

That moment when the OP makes the awful pun before you :/

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Monday 13 June 2016 20:22

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 1:01

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That moment when the OP makes the awful pun before you :/

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