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By rxsey16 - 30/03/2016 07:16 - New Zealand - Porirua

Today, I had diarrhoea on a plane. It almost filled the whole toilet bowl. When I flushed, the violence of the flush caused diarrhoea to explode all over the entire bathroom. I tried to clean up, but nothing could fix the stains and stench I came out of the bathroom bearing. FML

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