Work: Today I had a severe stomach flu and couldn't get into work so...

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 15:29 - Canada - Hamilton

Today I had a severe stomach flu and couldn't get into work so I text my co-worker early that morning to let her know. I received texts back on how I was inconsiderate because I didn't say "would you mind" or "please" and that "she had plans." FML

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