Work: Today, I got reported for sexual harassment at work by a coworker....

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By areyoukiddingme - 11/04/2016 16:33 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I got reported for sexual harassment at work by a coworker. She later admitted that she was developing feelings for me, and decided this'd be the easiest way to make sure things didn't develop any further. FML.

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