Miscellaneous: Today, I got my phone back after having it confiscated for a...

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By crazy phone cat lady - 12/03/2016 13:20 - United States - King George

Today, I got my phone back after having it confiscated for a week. I was really happy, because there was something I had been dying to check all week. Not my emails, texts, or missed calls, but my virtual cat game. FML

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