Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I got a screenshot from my former supervisor's Instagram that stated, "Finally, I'm rid of these morons at my work." That's how I found out me and other workmates had been laid off. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
So, he used that as an excuse, but hated you for other reasons. Way to suck at your job, OP.
DocBastard 40
And that's why he's the boss and you are not. If you're ever able to find a job again, try NOT wasting your company's time and just do your ******* work that they are paying you to do.
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Comments (124)
rinzy 3
that's what you get for adding your boss as a friend you tard
luvzit 0
now u can say what u like about him in your stat coz he shouldn't care!!!
danlana 0
he is being a total fag.. that's no reason to fire u. well u could do better, a job u would love with the people that won't be a total bitch with other employees. Good luck !!!
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
Karma's a bitch and apparently so are you. YDI.
aims2010 0
shouldn't have been a bitch. ha.
cul8r 4
Fired for Facebooking? Is she a pilot or something? Geez, bosses are tense in the States.
IAmOtter 0
well, that's what u get for leaving the kitchen.
p33lzhear 6
find a company that doesnt care if your on fb provided all your works get done. like mine! hahaha
KaleJade 0
oh u should take a snap shot of that post then sue the shit out of him for discrimination and unjustly firing you!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Nobody else picked up on the [strong] possibility that the boss generally *doesn't* use fb at work, and did so this time just to spite OP? Obviously OP really pissed him off somewhere along the line. Either that, or it was a warning to other covert fb-ing employees.