Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML
Carlee_Casten tells us more.
OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)
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jeffandjeff 22
Seems a tad unwarranted but take it how you will.
ill_Will95 9
It doesnt matter,OP. Its strongly disrespectful to call anyone that.
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ThaKranium 10
Don't say anything. Just snap their necks and wait for them to stop breathing. And when you look over their dead corps whisper "****" means the end in British.
Godsofdracos 15
If everyone did that, only half the students in school would survive high school... On a side note, little insane to jump straight to that?
SheTheOtaku 21
Well I'm safe. I don't really call people names.
Axel5238 29
That's unfortunate OP. Some tend to change guys like socks and they use the idea well I'm not having sex so I'm not slutty as the excuse even though they've either made out with pretty much everyone or blown an entire football team. It's weird what some people will do and then claim "you can't judge me". Hopefully, your old enough where that won't carry a rep or look into what you do or who you hang out with.
noxvita83 8
So what if she decided to sleep around? What if she was a dude and instead a football team, it was a cheerleading squad? We, as a society, really need to stop worrying what people do with their genitals.
DanielleinDC 34
You made absolutely no sense, #36, but as long as it's between consenting adults, who cares how many people someone sleeps with? And why doesn't society condemn men who sleep around as harshly as they do women? The "if you don't, you're a prude/if you do, you're a ****" and "he's a stud/she's a ****" double standards are beyond tiring. The term "****" is used to degrade women who dare to have sexual autonomy (or in the case of OP, are perceived as doing so), probably by guys who use up women like tissues.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, women call each other that as well.
Axel5238 29
Because with STD's being more common it is a health risk and lots are playing Russian roulette with their genitals. I've had guy friends that slept around and I would tell them the same thing. . Being sexually promiscuous is not healthy and not something to find pride in. You have every right to engage your own body in self destructive behavior but its not my duty to affirm you in that.
ohishkabibble 21
#59, do you know why STDs are common? Because public schools can't even be bothered to educate people on safer sex practices, which would prevent a lot of STDs from occurring. Easier access to free condoms and dental dams would help a lot, too. I'm tired of hearing that "sex is a health hazard." Sex isn't the problem, a lack of education and resources is.
dutchy86 20
go for flattering!
PengiPou 12
I was thinking more that ****** are the ones who actually get some and ***** are the ones who are trying to get some... sorry OP, and either way, it's still very disrespectful of them
Lil_Red777 21
No ****** get paid to have sex, and ***** just like to have sex. In my opinion as long as you aren't spreading any diseases around sleep with however many people you want. It's no ones business as long as it doesn't effect other people's lives.
noxvita83 8
Yeah, society needs to stop worrying what other people are doing with their genitals. So long as it is consensual, and not burdening anyone else, what's the problem?
TotallyNotMasonR 3
idk because even if u call siri a **** she says she is blushing, so I guess now it isn't that much of an insult since this world is so ignorant and rude. don't let it get to u.
91hayek 31
Don't sell your short OP and scrounge for a compliment in a filthy derogatory term. So what if you haven't had any in a while? Take your time and give that man the respect he deserves: none. Next you'll be rationalizing someone manhandling you as it being some charitable physical contact because no one has held you in a while.
laden_swallow09 35
Wasn't that an actual FML some time ago? The hypothetical story you just described sounds familiar…
htownpostman 16
I go through the 'all time' lists from time to time and I find a good portion of these FMLs are so similar it's insane. There's basically 50 FMLs written in different ways..
MissBehavin77 18
Maybe you were just acting like a **** or looked like one? You don't have to be literally sleeping around to justify being called a ****.
Nordiclifestyle 3
Always take the positive side. If you can't, laugh it off. You live longer that way. With, or without sex.
worldclassrager 41
Whatever is said just take it as you want....complement or insult
Carlee_Casten 1
OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)
jazzy_123 20
good :) don't let people's stupid comments get to you. If I could name all the people who called me a **** my senior year of high school.. and all for no reason and without even knowing me lol (:
R3TROxLOV3 32
You're a better person than me by far. I tend to handle insults very poorly. The last person that called me a **** ended up with broken sunglasses, and a bruise on her shin the size of Texas. But at least she never said it again (: