Miscellaneous: Today, i got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems...

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By md - 24/11/2009 05:03 - Canada

Today, i got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a huge dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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