Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new phone and wanted to show my friends how durable...

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By 399 - 16/05/2016 16:01 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I got a new phone and wanted to show my friends how durable it is, so I took it out of the case, dropped it and shattered the screen. FML

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ajk168 22

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:07

YDI

Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:15

That is seriously dumb. YDI

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ajk168 22

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:07

YDI

Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:15

That is seriously dumb. YDI

Sumwonyustano 18

Tuesday 17 May 2016 2:46

YDI

ToriDawnxx 15

Tuesday 17 May 2016 4:50

Where's the YDI button when you need it

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:01

Stupid is as stupid does.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:03

and what does this prove? the fact that you're a dumbass? I think so.

musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:06

Ydi

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