Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
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Top comments
arielhoee 9
Why would your neighbor have access to your apartment? :p
jair_lhao 0
tell your neighbor for a description and go to the police duh :P
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Comments (46)
GearsFan56 1
It sounds like you're gay.
fml9585 0
ROFL
g_e_r_i 0
lol bad luck m8 !!
TheNewGuy03 28
at best, i'd only give spares out to a) the landlord, or b) family (the blood kind). |the kid|
fooch 0
i agree with #7
shnipe 4
sucks brothers are very cool, only If there older.
dogpup4 23
*sue what company?
paulie1998 0
HE IS YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER
dabomb1463 0
K fail who would let there neighbors brother in while the neighbor is on vacation epic fail
hand1234 10
Well I wonder who went into your apartment