Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
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arielhoee 9
Why would your neighbor have access to your apartment? :p
jair_lhao 0
tell your neighbor for a description and go to the police duh :P
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Comments (46)
worldclassrager 39
It looks like to me you have a new roommate...you should have the only key to your apartment...
doglover100 28
Your neighbor should've called you.
fantasyworld 37
You should have given the key to someone who knows you.
DaEpicTaco 13
#682 Hi