Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should...

By Username - 01/07/2010 04:55 - France

Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:17

I have honestly gone my whole life thinking this was a given.

andruha1123 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

lol being bald is always an option

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Monday 23 May 2011 6:26

well duh.

helene123456789 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:52

did it hurt

markrs 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:30

What are u, 8?

Simoneaux17 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:02

That's why I get mine buzzed. Military haircuts ftw!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 15 October 2011 15:30

Awww, I wanted to see a sweeney todd style illustration...

FrogInTheShadows 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:33

A bit morbid are we?

oakeidoakei 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:32

That's awesome.

Deloxic 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:03

Nice illustration, I love the colours you used.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:31

yea you should. i mean think about it.

TaurusTheBull 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:08

...I don't really know what to say...

BeibertSmitor 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:39

Thats like trying to talk to the dentist!

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