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Today, I found out that my wife has been using her vibrator almost every day. We haven't done anything intimate in 8 months. FML
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mcdgaf 14
talk to her about it instead of strangers, no one can help you here on the internet, you have to do this yourself.
CBL88 25
No wonder she uses it daily then
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Comments (33)
RichardPencil 32
Rage against the machine!
zr11990 8
So missymaster why don't you have sex with your husband. I'm betting that if he went and got some somewhere else you would want to divorce him yet you won't have sex with him.
HanBanana15 9
There are many reasons why a woman might not have sex with her husband, but judging by your middle school mentality, it would be a waste of time to try an explain it in ways your miniscule brain will understand. Instead, I'll simply wish you luck with whatever poor soul decides to sleep with you, because you clearly have no grasp on the female body.
zr11990 8
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Oh I get it. You'r a bitch. Lady I am 50 and have been married 25 years. I have a wife that just isn't interested in sex and I have been taking care of myself for quite a while. I know that as soon a I go outside the marriage for sex she would want a divorce. I asked you a simple question that didn't call for your bitchy arrogant answer.
Bearsmomma 30
She explained in a round-about way. Penetration hurts.
zr11990 8
She didn't say penetration hurt her. She said for some women.
missymaster 16
Between the past tumors, over sensitivity, and PCOS I have to wait until I have my hysterectomy. And don't assume my husband doesn't have his own enjoyment in the mean time. Inability to have sex isn't going to ruin a relationship that doesn't over prioritize sex.
zr11990 8
Trust me, for a guy self service doesn't cut it. I hope you get better soon
19foxy81 8
Ask if you can help her
19foxy81 8
U might be surprised by how much more fun you can add to the action
RichardPencil 32
"Be a good boy, and go out and buy me some more batteries. And get yourself some hand lotion."
Isa_fml 20
Have you tried actually talking to her about it or initiating things yourself? It takes two.
adriator 4
She's either got an STD or a lover.
jcash52426 5
So buy yourself a vibrator and use your almost everyday.
rethic 5
These 2 things are not related. Sex and masturbation are like pizza and ice cream. You can like them both. You can like one or the other. You can like neither. Just because they go in the same place and have the same result (a full stomach) doesn't mean that they're related. Your enjoyment of one does not affect your enjoyment of the other.
delfino1604 24
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chicks are crazy man. You've got to speak to her in a way that she tells you the truth cuz they'll lie lie lie to avoid repercussions. my wife has been going strong with no sex-daily *****, all because I couldn't give her a kid right away, buuut she made up a million other reasons in her head to hate me besides that one reason because she didnt want to admit it.
cumminsncope 4
Evidently her vibrator is either bigger, or louder.
lucasjames22 8
obviously she gets more pleasure from her vibrator than she does you. maybe you need some lessons or something.