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Today, I found out that my wife has been using her vibrator almost every day. We haven't done anything intimate in 8 months. FML
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mcdgaf 14
talk to her about it instead of strangers, no one can help you here on the internet, you have to do this yourself.
CBL88 25
No wonder she uses it daily then
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Comments (33)
slapstick1982 22
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Shove it up her ass
ChristinePi 36
But what if she likes that?
CBL88 25
No wonder she uses it daily then
mcdgaf 14
talk to her about it instead of strangers, no one can help you here on the internet, you have to do this yourself.
val_428 8
Do you know what an fml is and what it's used for? He's not here for therapy, nor is he asking for advice. It's an fml for goodness' sakes.
Scarylizard1798 23
It's all about communication, talk to her about it
9a_z1 11
She's probably using the vibrator so much because she's finding the 8 months difficult too, but has a problem with intimacy with you that isn't so easily solved. It's something you'll have to work at together or things will just get worse. Have you considered couples counseling?
LittleLittlered7 6
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Make it magically disappear until she uses it with you. Marriage is give and take.
Catdragon 40
And you're not obligated to have sex with anyone even if you're married.
Suckmybigrooster 1
So you suck in the bedroom and your wife need a real man i know because I was with her last night and I rocked her world
FailStaff 15
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Why I don't plan on getting married
rose1436 4
Take it from a woman who also uses her vibrator almost every night. my husband and I have been in a four month dry spell now but it's him who is having problems not me. You really need to talk to her and figure out what's going on!!!
dahgreyman 0
sure it is him.
missymaster 16
I don't have sex with my husband either, we have had sex once in 2 years, but I still use my vibrator. Penatrative sex may be painful for her. Open up to her and tell her how your uncomfortable with this and why, and ask her why she does it. You may be surprised at her answer.
mezochan 29
Yep! Especially if she's had a baby recently. I know I can't stand normal sex after having mine because it still hurts where I tore and got stitches. It's been five months and it's still weird.