Animals: Today, I found out that my brother, whilst bored at the stables... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 15:15

Today, I found out that my brother, whilst bored at the stables while I was riding,has taught the new horse how to pull people's pants down.How did I find out?When I got my pants yanked down going to mount him for the first time after my regular horse was lame.At a show.In front of over 200ppl.FML

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Thursday 19 January 2017 4:16

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