By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:02 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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thischick1659 1

Hey, at least you're special ;D

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I would've suggested condoms with spermicide on top of that. If the swimmer got past all of that then I suggest naming the child Houdini. Bottomline I hope you make the right decision for yourself.

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linkinpark98 23

It still wouldn't have hurt to use a condom just to be safe. You did read that an IUD isn't 100% effective.

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Steffi 26

The reason why most people get UDIs is because they don't want to use condoms, and OP still could have fallen pregnant if she used every contraception in the World.

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tsent8 15

Hey be happy mitt Romney supports the 1% xD

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CultureChic 14

Well, statistically speaking, it had to happen to SOMEONE...

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alliem199521 10

U deserve it for not wanting to take responsibility for having sex Maybe u should just stop and wait until u can actually be in a committed relationship and take care of a child properly.

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carabara09 11

Crap! I have one of those! Good luck with mommy hood!

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