Health: Today, I found out that I'm pregnant after missing my period....

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 03:04 - United States - Nanuet

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant after missing my period. Only, I was declared infertile by my doctor barely 2 weeks ago. And as far as he can tell, I'm still infertile. He has no explanation. FML

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