By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 392
You deserved it 45
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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

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Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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maddyseesyou 0

41: that is correct spelling in England :D

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Gobsnoglin 0

A grasshopper walks into a bar and has a seat on a bar stool. The bartender says, "Hey you're a grasshopper, I make a drink named after you", the grassshopper replies "You make a drink called Harold?".

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Redheaded ****?

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sourgirl101 28

Haha. That's better than Red Snapper.

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doctor_itsmylife 3

nice to meet you, beer! :*

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Taipan_fml 0

At least he didn't name you after his favorite **** star like another OP's dad did...

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Lebush 27

Could do both. Some strippers take their names from champagne don't they? Like that movie, Showgirls.

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pegasus77 0

I knew someone who was named Jack Daniels, no joke

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