Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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clanceyrocks11 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:06

margerate?

maddyseesyou 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:12

41: that is correct spelling in England :D

Gobsnoglin 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:19

A grasshopper walks into a bar and has a seat on a bar stool. The bartender says, "Hey you're a grasshopper, I make a drink named after you", the grassshopper replies "You make a drink called Harold?".

wyldecard 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:22

is your name cognac????

darkmis1 17

Friday 21 May 2010 21:22

So whats your name?

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:23

Redheaded ****?

sourgirl101 28

Friday 21 May 2010 21:56

Haha. That's better than Red Snapper.

jvandy 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:29

kool-aid is a shitty name

doctor_itsmylife 3

Friday 21 May 2010 21:30

nice to meet you, beer! :*

Taipan_fml 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:33

At least he didn't name you after his favorite **** star like another OP's dad did...

Lebush 27

Saturday 24 January 2015 12:33

Could do both. Some strippers take their names from champagne don't they? Like that movie, Showgirls.

pegasus77 0

Friday 21 May 2010 21:34

I knew someone who was named Jack Daniels, no joke

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