Transportation: Today, I found out my sister is so cheap she used all the gas...

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By flamed22 - 21/07/2016 06:02 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out my sister is so cheap she used all the gas I put in the car to drive to the city but when she had to fill it she only put 5 dollars of gas in which is just enough to get home. FML

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Thursday 21 July 2016 16:13

Make her put more gas in there. That's not okay.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 21 July 2016 18:06

That's just rude.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Thursday 21 July 2016 16:13

Make her put more gas in there. That's not okay.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 21 July 2016 18:06

That's just rude.

Greycatsister 12

Friday 22 July 2016 0:34

I hope SOMEONE is getting their car privileges revoked.

Razell 13

Friday 22 July 2016 17:58

Rude. Everyone knows that if you borrow someone's car, you fill the tank before you return it.

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