Today, I found out my mother listens to my therapy sessions.... - FML

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By jj - 07/10/2021 10:41

Today, I found out my mother listens to my therapy sessions. She’s the reason I need therapy. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 24 October 2021 6:27

Patient/doctor confidentiality?

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 24 October 2021 16:29

Hwo does the doctor even allow this?!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 24 October 2021 6:27

Patient/doctor confidentiality?

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 24 October 2021 16:29

Hwo does the doctor even allow this?!

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 1 December 2021 6:27

Without your permission that's against the law.

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