Today I found out I’m pregnant. I’ve only been with my boyfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 09:11 - United States - Bartlesville

Today I found out I’m pregnant. I’ve only been with my boyfriend for 3 months... he’s only been divorced for 1 year. His ex wife and I both work at the same church. This will be interesting. FML.

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BoulderDashTank19141 6

Monday 6 January 2020 14:59

You did say, Church?

J15237 25

Monday 30 December 2019 17:55

So what? It really happens sometimes. Honestly if you didn't want the baby with him use protection. If you wanted a baby then be happy. You said 3 months and he has been divorced for a year. Its okay. As long as you weren't the reason of the divorce and it definitely sounds like you weren't then enjoy your baby and I hope you two have a great life.

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J15237 25

Monday 30 December 2019 17:55

So what? It really happens sometimes. Honestly if you didn't want the baby with him use protection. If you wanted a baby then be happy. You said 3 months and he has been divorced for a year. Its okay. As long as you weren't the reason of the divorce and it definitely sounds like you weren't then enjoy your baby and I hope you two have a great life.

BoulderDashTank19141 6

Monday 6 January 2020 14:59

You did say, Church?

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